Brett Favre has noting on the Speaker City All Stars QB tandem. Favre has always been known for throwing too many interceptions, and rightfully so. But that is all about to change; there is a new king to the interception throne. The SCAS QB’s threw an impressive 7 interceptions in a 40 minute Flag Football game in route to a blowout loss to the “Skinny Fat Guys.”
Speaker City limped into week 2 looking to improve on the few things that they did do right in week one, and as the First half ended it looked like they had. Going into half time the All-Stars were only down 21-13. Despite 2 first half picks the all-starts hung in tough and moved the ball well for two early scores. Frank the Tank hit both Beanie and Omega for TD's in the first half. "He looked great in the first half, I really thought he turned the corner" this from Weensie who has always been a huge supporter of the often erratic Tank. Weensie added, "I think he even showed up sober this week." Frank was 8-17 with 2 picks in the first half, not too impressive, but the stout SCAS defense helped salvage a manageable score at half.
On the first play of the second half, The Tank and Weenzie hooked up for a 60 yard TD strike to bring the score to 21-20. "That catch was beautiful, I can t believe he could have caught such a crappy throw" said The Godfather. It looked like the All-Stars would pull of the victory and get back to .500 for the year. When asked about the second half performance Bryan stated “We were looking good and then Mr. Interception showed up and put the Tank on the bench. I really think Frank doesn’t care. How can you throw 4 interceptions in 10 minutes? What a ....." For the rest of the second half the SCAS did nothing but let the Fat Guys score and muddle in ineptitude. In the last minutes of the half Coach Dan decided that Weenzie would take over the QB duties in an attempt to re-energize his team. Weenzie was equally uninspiring. Cheese said “We suck, I mean we really suck. No shut up and listen to me I don't think we are bad, I think we suck. That’s S-U-C-K. You know what that's not enough, we sucked a.."
With a final score of 49-20 to a lesser opponent it is hard to believe that the team can win any games this year. After the loss Coach Dan addressed his QB situation “I think we might make a change. We really did a poor job of not execution this week. I am not sure we can continue this way for the rest of the year. I'll take a look at the film and after practice of Friday I'll make my decision." "Decision, what decision needs to be made, change the QB! It’s not rocket science you idiot!" Jim was heard yelling as I was trying to conduct my interview.
Team Captain Beanie tried to tow the company line when I pressed him on his thoughts after the game. "We had a tough go this week. I saw allot of things I didn’t like and some that I did. No, I don’t think we need a QB change. Coach will make the right adjustments and I think we will play better. Look I have been through allot with these guys, and I know what they’re made of. We will be back just wait and see." I discovered after this interview that Beanie is planning on skipping the next two games due to "irreconcilable differences" with the team.
Next week the All-Stars look to get back on track against Broomfield’s Finest. BF won only 1 game last season, so if the SCAS cannot get it together next week, the season could be lost. I asked Omega what he thought of the team’s chances next week and he had this to say. "Do I have to answer such a stupid question? We don’t have a chance, we suck! Did you watch the game tonight? You know what, forget it I don’t need to talk to you anymore, I have party to go to at a real man’s house."
I seems like this teams is close falling apart if not a collapse. I hope the Coaching staff can reunite this team so that they can take the field next week and show us what we all expect from the All-Stars. I for one will keep the faith. I believe in this team, and this is my only job so I hope they stick around and surprise us all.
Reported by Scoop Jennings.
Speaker City limped into week 2 looking to improve on the few things that they did do right in week one, and as the First half ended it looked like they had. Going into half time the All-Stars were only down 21-13. Despite 2 first half picks the all-starts hung in tough and moved the ball well for two early scores. Frank the Tank hit both Beanie and Omega for TD's in the first half. "He looked great in the first half, I really thought he turned the corner" this from Weensie who has always been a huge supporter of the often erratic Tank. Weensie added, "I think he even showed up sober this week." Frank was 8-17 with 2 picks in the first half, not too impressive, but the stout SCAS defense helped salvage a manageable score at half.
On the first play of the second half, The Tank and Weenzie hooked up for a 60 yard TD strike to bring the score to 21-20. "That catch was beautiful, I can t believe he could have caught such a crappy throw" said The Godfather. It looked like the All-Stars would pull of the victory and get back to .500 for the year. When asked about the second half performance Bryan stated “We were looking good and then Mr. Interception showed up and put the Tank on the bench. I really think Frank doesn’t care. How can you throw 4 interceptions in 10 minutes? What a ....." For the rest of the second half the SCAS did nothing but let the Fat Guys score and muddle in ineptitude. In the last minutes of the half Coach Dan decided that Weenzie would take over the QB duties in an attempt to re-energize his team. Weenzie was equally uninspiring. Cheese said “We suck, I mean we really suck. No shut up and listen to me I don't think we are bad, I think we suck. That’s S-U-C-K. You know what that's not enough, we sucked a.."
With a final score of 49-20 to a lesser opponent it is hard to believe that the team can win any games this year. After the loss Coach Dan addressed his QB situation “I think we might make a change. We really did a poor job of not execution this week. I am not sure we can continue this way for the rest of the year. I'll take a look at the film and after practice of Friday I'll make my decision." "Decision, what decision needs to be made, change the QB! It’s not rocket science you idiot!" Jim was heard yelling as I was trying to conduct my interview.
Team Captain Beanie tried to tow the company line when I pressed him on his thoughts after the game. "We had a tough go this week. I saw allot of things I didn’t like and some that I did. No, I don’t think we need a QB change. Coach will make the right adjustments and I think we will play better. Look I have been through allot with these guys, and I know what they’re made of. We will be back just wait and see." I discovered after this interview that Beanie is planning on skipping the next two games due to "irreconcilable differences" with the team.
Next week the All-Stars look to get back on track against Broomfield’s Finest. BF won only 1 game last season, so if the SCAS cannot get it together next week, the season could be lost. I asked Omega what he thought of the team’s chances next week and he had this to say. "Do I have to answer such a stupid question? We don’t have a chance, we suck! Did you watch the game tonight? You know what, forget it I don’t need to talk to you anymore, I have party to go to at a real man’s house."
I seems like this teams is close falling apart if not a collapse. I hope the Coaching staff can reunite this team so that they can take the field next week and show us what we all expect from the All-Stars. I for one will keep the faith. I believe in this team, and this is my only job so I hope they stick around and surprise us all.
Reported by Scoop Jennings.
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